Funny Inspirational Quotes

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How about a few of the coolest, funny motivation quotes? These free inspirational quotes pack a double punch - they inspire you, and yet they make you laugh. And by doing so, they convey what they intend to convey in a much more effective manner!

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Bach, Richard
"Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't."

Bernard Shaw, George
"We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing."

Berra, Yogi
"If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else."

Burke, Billie
"Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese."

Dean, James
"Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die today."

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm

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Dowd, Maureen
"The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for."

Girard, Joe
"The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time."

Lincoln, Abraham
"And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."

Longfellow, H.W
"It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong."

Marx, Groucho
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

Sometimes it means you're just going to fall short.

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Montaigne
"My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened."

Penney, J.C
"Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I'll give you a stock clerk."

Rogers, Will
"Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there."

Sassoon, Vidal
"The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary."

Unknown
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito."

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